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In which this blog is poorly written

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Good grief.  I have spent the morning trying to figure out what the hell is going on with this blog.  You see, I write these posts in spurts so sometimes I’ll write 3 or 4 in a day and then there are huge amounts of time where I can’t write anything.  That’s what happens when you’re a moody bitch so don’t bug me about it.

 

The end result of this “vomiting” up posts thing is that I have then have to schedule them all.  I don’t mind writing the damn things but I hate, hate, hate scheduling them.  Mostly because then I have to find pictures and load them in and then do all that SEO bullshit which I barely do but I kind of do so adding all those tags is annoying.

 

Then I have to copy and paste and I try not to put too many self-indulgent ones in a row and then I try to add some funny ones so the end result is that I’m constantly moving things around.
Then sometimes I’ll have stuff all scheduled and I’ll write something and I’ll want to publish that immediately so I have to move stuff around and I can never figure out the dates or sometimes I’ll put something off and before you know it the damn thing is outdated.

 

So ya see?  Keeping this blog up isn’t as easy as it appears.  Yesterday Andie told me that “she had to get on my blog” the other day and I promptly died.  Well, actually I didn’t die but I was surprised since Andie makes no bones about the fact that she HATES my blog.  So apparently she wanted to show somebody the Christmas letter from 2008 (by far the best one) and she had to go back through the entire blog.

 

I pointed out that I had a search bar and she said “no you don’t” and then I proved it to her and she told me my blog was stupid so basically, a typical conversation.

 

I must admit that my categories and search are awful but the only way to fix it would be to go through and rethink the entire thing and I’m much to lazy to do that so that will never happen.

 

At any rate, right now I’m trying to fix up all the ESPN stuff and I keep finding all these other posts that I can’t even remember writing but they’re poorly written with bad grammar so they MUST be mine.

 

The other day Keely told me that I had the worst grammar she had ever seen and that her “friends” can’t even read it because its so poorly written and that if I would just get an editor she was “sure” I could have more readers but I thought about it and “nah,” I just can’t be bothered.

 

Who needs those damn grammar snobs anyways?  Well, this post has no point.  Not that that’s particularly unusual but I thought I would let you know all the damn thought that goes on behind the scenes of this here blog.

 

Have a good one.

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9 Comments

  1. Mayor Gia
    January 8, 2013

    Ha! I need to use the search bar to find my own posts. And I never name my drawings anything that makes sense – going the blog files is a big ol pain on my computer.
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  2. Julie
    January 8, 2013

    I am always baffled by your daughters saying this blog is horribly written.

    • Lynn
      January 8, 2013

      grammar and punction … elipses and sentence fragments…

  3. Jester Queen
    January 8, 2013

    This grammar snob loves your blog. So there. Thbbbt. But I have to admit, I only found the search function when you insisted just now that you had one, and dayum it’s well hidden.

    • Lynn
      January 8, 2013

      Hmmmm…perhaps I should rectify that

  4. Susan from GA
    January 8, 2013

    Lynn, your regulars (of which I would be one) love you JUST THE WAY YOU ARE! Your stream of consciousness style of writing is very welcoming and refreshing! Our kids always hold us to a high level of scrutiny (at least mine do!) As they say, you are keeping it real! Thanks for making me laugh and feel like there are “more” like me out there!

    Write on, sista!

    Susan from GA

    • Lynn
      January 8, 2013

      Thanks…if for no other reason than to Nnoy my kids I shall carry on

      • Susan from GA
        January 8, 2013

        Yeah….it is SO fun to aggravate them!

  5. MBE
    January 9, 2013

    Ha, great post, Lynn. I like your style! I’ve just created a spreadsheet for scheduling my posts, and am pleased to report it has made no difference whatsoever.
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