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In which this is my life

Kings of the Beach

Hey guys! How’s it going?

That was rhetorical since I really don’t know you and very frankly, I barely care about the people I do know.

However, I was just trying to be nice.

Are you interested in what I’ve been up to? (Also rhetorical)

Probably not but I’m still going to tell you.

Andie dropped by this weekend.

I actually have learned to enjoy my kids.

Especially on a drop in basis.

I think that if you had time-share kids that parenting would be easier.

Of course, you’d have to share the kudos but that way maybe more people would enjoy parenting.

Just an idea…you don’t have to implement it.

Back to Andie

So she was actually quite pleasant

And she studied a lot so she didn’t take up all our time either

And then we watched the Oscars

And it’s always good to have someone to snark with

Keely would have been fun too I suppose

But she was in Los Angeles

So that’s a bit far to go for a TV show right?
Although I suppose that’s the reason she’s in LA anyways

For a TV show you know??

She works on Sleepy Hollow

Y’all know that I would hope

I mention it a LOT!

Things are going well with her or so I think

Because I barely talk to her

Because when she’s done with work I’m already asleep

Daniel is barely communicating

We suspect he’s alive

I know that spring break is coming up

So I bought Chex Mix

Lots and lots of Chex Mix

That’s basically all Daniel cares about

Tucker is still eating shit

I fucking hate that

Because then he tries to lick me


The cat basically moves from one heating vent to another

It’s an interesting life I guess

The funny thing is that she’s a longhaired cat so you’d think she’d be warm

I guess that’s not all that funny

And neither am i

I think I might be bored

With this post

And life

And my jigsaw puzzle

But tonight is W(h)ine with Lynn

Second time around

Have about 25 coming this time

Hope I have some stories

Hope you guys are all good

Actually, whatever

See ya!

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  1. Mayor Gia
    March 5, 2014

    It sounds like everyone is doing alright!
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    • Lynn
      March 5, 2014

      yup…guess I can’t complain although that won’t stop me

  2. Julie
    March 5, 2014

    Timeshare kids/parenting is GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Lynn
      March 6, 2014

      What can I say? I’m an innovator

  3. Patty
    March 5, 2014

    Just an idea…you don’t have to implement it.
    O. M. G. Dying. Almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard. Yes I read and drive. Don’t judge me.

    • Lynn
      March 6, 2014

      Sounds dangerous but ok. Probably since you’ll die while reading and driving you should timeshare parent

  4. MsCrookedHalo
    March 5, 2014

    Timeshare parenting only works if everyone cleans up any messes that occur during their times.

    • Lynn
      March 6, 2014

      Of course..there has to be some culpability

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