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In which this is my life
Hey guys! How’s it going?
That was rhetorical since I really don’t know you and very frankly, I barely care about the people I do know.
However, I was just trying to be nice.
Are you interested in what I’ve been up to? (Also rhetorical)
Probably not but I’m still going to tell you.
Andie dropped by this weekend.
I actually have learned to enjoy my kids.
Especially on a drop in basis.
I think that if you had time-share kids that parenting would be easier.
Of course, you’d have to share the kudos but that way maybe more people would enjoy parenting.
Just an idea…you don’t have to implement it.
Back to Andie
So she was actually quite pleasant
And she studied a lot so she didn’t take up all our time either
And then we watched the Oscars
And it’s always good to have someone to snark with
Keely would have been fun too I suppose
But she was in Los Angeles
So that’s a bit far to go for a TV show right?
Although I suppose that’s the reason she’s in LA anyways
For a TV show you know??
She works on Sleepy Hollow
Y’all know that I would hope
I mention it a LOT!
Things are going well with her or so I think
Because I barely talk to her
Because when she’s done with work I’m already asleep
Daniel is barely communicating
We suspect he’s alive
I know that spring break is coming up
So I bought Chex Mix
Lots and lots of Chex Mix
That’s basically all Daniel cares about
Tucker is still eating shit
I fucking hate that
Because then he tries to lick me
YUCK
The cat basically moves from one heating vent to another
It’s an interesting life I guess
The funny thing is that she’s a longhaired cat so you’d think she’d be warm
I guess that’s not all that funny
And neither am i
I think I might be bored
With this post
And life
And my jigsaw puzzle
But tonight is W(h)ine with Lynn
Second time around
Have about 25 coming this time
Hope I have some stories
Hope you guys are all good
Actually, whatever
See ya!
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It sounds like everyone is doing alright!
Mayor Gia recently posted..Conversations with my Car
yup…guess I can’t complain although that won’t stop me
Timeshare kids/parenting is GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What can I say? I’m an innovator
Just an idea…you don’t have to implement it.
O. M. G. Dying. Almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard. Yes I read and drive. Don’t judge me.
Sounds dangerous but ok. Probably since you’ll die while reading and driving you should timeshare parent
Timeshare parenting only works if everyone cleans up any messes that occur during their times.
Of course..there has to be some culpability