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In which Walt made me a list


Last week, when Kevin and I were up in Vermont, Kevin spent a great deal of time on the phone with his crew at work.  Now Kevin works with some great guys and of course, he spends a lot of time feeding the “urban legend” that is Lynn MacDonald.


Although I’m not quite the piece of shit that Kevin describes, I do come close so I really can’t complain.  Walt, who runs the wood operations at work, reads my blog on a daily basis.  He rarely comments but when he does it’s a doozy.  So between the bullshit that Kevin tells him and what he reads on this here blog he knows me pretty well.


We were getting back from Vermont on a Sunday and Walt was going on a business trip on Monday so Kevin asked him to make a “list” (remember that Kevin loves his lists) of all the things that Kevin needed to know for the week.


I was hanging out when Kevin and I had the following conversation:


Kevin:             Walt made you a list

Me:                 a list?

Kevin:             yeah, he’s going to be gone so he made me a list and then he threw in a list for you too

Me:                 oh my god, I can’t even imagine that

Kevin:             I forwarded it to you

So I open my email and here’s the list that Walt sent me for my week:



Begin forwarded message:


From: Walter H.

Date: February 24, 2013, 12:28:38 PM EST

To: Kevin MacDonald

Subject: List for Lynn

1.  Get dry cleaning, customer visit Wednesday. (hahaha….this is because the last time we had a customer visit I forgot to pick up the dry cleaning and Kevin had nothing to wear)

2.  Double check airline tickets to visit Keely for spring break are for correct date. (hahaha … as you know I always fuck up the dates when planning trips)

3. Get exercise equipment moved out for gallery. (I am supposed to be getting rid of Kevins stuff and fixing up my art room)

4.  Develop sales plan to gallery. (I kind of wanted someone else to take care of this)

5.  Pick up dinner. (hahaha…Walt knows that I don’t cook so every dinner is picked up from somewhere)

I got a good laugh out of this list and I thought that perhaps you guys would too.  Feel free to send me your own suggestions.  I’ll ignore them like I ignore all other lists.  After all, I hate when people tell me what to do.

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  1. Jester Queen
    March 8, 2013

    That’s hilarious. I love that he still gives Keely a spring break. She doesn’t get one of those this year, does she?

    • Lynn
      March 8, 2013

      Nah. It’s Daniels spring break that we are going for

  2. Julie
    March 8, 2013

    Spring Break? Lord, I need a vacation, you know what I mean?

    • Lynn
      March 8, 2013

      I’m traveling so
      Much and I hate packing and traveling for the most part

  3. Walt
    March 8, 2013

    I am honored! Unfortunately just got to read it tonight have been working on MY list from Kevin all evening!!

  4. Punky Coletta
    March 9, 2013

    What a stinker! Funny, though;)
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    • Lynn
      March 11, 2013

      hahaha…he reads the blog all the time so knew just what to put in :)

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