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I always find it so weird that we’re such creatures of habit. For example, I was taking a shower this morning and I accidentally started with Conditioner instead of shampoo.
Here’s what occurred. Each time I take a shower I tend to the do the EXACT same things in the EXACT same order.
First, I get my hair wet and wash it.
Then I rinse my hair.
Then I condition my hair.
While the conditioner is in my hair I wash, shave, etc., etc., etc.
That way the conditioner does it’s job (theoretically) and my hair is smooth (hahaha) and that’s just the way it’s done.
However, every two weeks I have someone come in and thoroughly clean my bathrooms. They take everything out, clean and then put everything back.
The thing is, they don’t necessarily put things back in the correct order. Actually, they rarely put things back in the correct order.
In my shower the shampoo is on the right next to the wall; to the left of that is the conditioner and then all Kevin’s crap. So basically I never actually look at any of the stuff there. I just get wet and take some stuff from the right bottle, wash my hair, rinse my hair and then take some stuff from the bottle on the left.
It’s really not very complicated EXCEPT for when they put the stuff back backwards. You would think at some point that I would check after they come but I never do mostly because I don’t even remember by the next day.
So today I started by conditioning my hair and then rinsing it and putting in shampoo. It was at this point that I started to suspect that ONCE AGAIN I had done things ass backwards.
It really made me laugh how conditioned we all are to routine to the point where we’re oblivious of any changes in our environment.
So in case you’re curious NO, I didn’t go back and recondition my hair. I just threw it into a ponytail and said, “fuck it.”
Ok, I’m done. See ya!