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In which we are swimming in shampoo

Due to the fact that the shower in the master bathroom is ripped up Kevin and I are taking our showers upstairs.  He usually takes a shower in the bonus room but I always like to take my showers in the girl’s bathroom.


Now keep in mind that NEITHER of these girls lives at home; Keely was only here at Christmas and Andie drops by on weekends now and then.


So Lynn, what did you find in the shower?


I found this:




16 bottles of shampoo and/or conditioner


2 incredibly old soap type loofahs


6 razors – used of course


1 bottle of shaving cream


1 bottle of face scrub


1 completely used tube of deep conditioner


Various and sundry soaps – basically shards


I’m pretty sure that neither one of them has ever thrown out an empty bottle of anything.  As a matter of fact, we had to rip our shower up two years ago and I remember emptying all the old bottles out at that time.


That means that, even though they don’t live here anymore, they have managed to accumulate all that stuff in two years!!!


In a way I find it impressive although in a way, wading through bottles to find the water source is annoying.


What do you think? Are your girls like this???

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  1. One of Beautiful B’s jobs is to clean the bathroom. That is why it took me 30 minutes on Saturday to do it properly. I was twittering away to myself about finding 3 used razors, an empty bottle of shaving gel, 2 small bottles of Lord only knows what, 3 bottles of Shampoo and 2 conditioners.

    I am sure if I threw half of them away she would never notice.

    She must treat it as an extension to her bedroom as that is the same! recently posted..Why, hello there!My Profile

    • Lynn
      May 7, 2014

      It’s just crazy. Why can’t they toss them?

  2. Julie
    May 7, 2014

    My daughter and The Mister use the upstairs bathroom. I have no idea how they navigate in there ~ I saw zero uncluttered floor space.

    • Lynn
      May 7, 2014

      Well. My kids are slobs.that is all

  3. Kevin
    May 8, 2014

    HA! I have two boys so my problem is just the opposite. I went into their bathroom the other day and found ONE empty bottle of shampoo and a SINGLE shard of soap. I just kind of sat their for a second, confused. I mean, how are they getting clean? I called them both over and asked – the answer? – A mumbled “I don’t know”. Then they quickly scurried back to their video games before I could interrogate them further. They smell clean. I do their laundry regularly. I have no idea. A total mystery.

    • Lynn
      May 9, 2014

      Sounds like my son too! Kids. Ugh

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