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I’ve had so many funny conversations lately with Kevin but I haven’t been in the mood to get them on paper so that’s a problem. I think it’s because I decided to write a book and I might have burnt myself out.
I also think I have “post-book” depression because I was so anxious to get it all down on paper and now I just have filler so of course, I’m bored. Yesterday I had a ton of stuff I SHOULD have done:
Insurance crap
Paperwork
Tax Crap
Harassing Daniel about a college thing
And a ton of stuff I could have done:
Painting
Reading
Writing some blog posts
Doing a jigsaw puzzle
But mostly what I did was feel sorry for myself and eat. Yeah, it’s stupid I know. I blame it on the gym being closed.
But speaking of the gym, I didn’t go today but I did go to Pilates and had a funny conversation. I was taking a class with a new lady, Nancy, who was telling Amanda (my instructor … and friend … but not like besties or anything ya know) that she had a dream about Amanda’s wedding last night.
By the way, Amanda is getting married. I’m not invited. It’s a small wedding and I’m a large person. So, her dream was that Amanda got married in this baby blue dress with huge white polka-dots. What? We were laughing about it and Amanda said, “Sounds like something I would do” until Nancy pointed out that it was also “Victorian” which is when Amanda said, “No can do” to the polka-dot dress.
I was pointing out that it would be an awesome dress to wear if she had an “Alice in Wonderland” themed wedding. We were visualizing that when I added that “wouldn’t it be fun to spike all the food with shrooms?” to complete the theme.
I was speculating that the guests would all have a great time.
Amanda we should start a party planning business
Me: I totally agree
Amanda: we could call it sub-par productions and party planning
Me: I love that idea
Amanda: we could have all sorts of terrible events
Me: a friend of mine and I already came up with one great idea
Amanda: what’s that?
Me: well her hubby and Kevin have the same birthday
Amanda: and?
Me: and they’re both engineers
Amanda: so?
Me: so we’re going to have an “engineering” party
Amanda: what’s that like?
Me: everyone has to have a pocket protector and a slide rule and nerdy glasses and pants up to their armpits and then we’ll all stand around and talk, slowly and endlessly, about boring shit
Amanda: that sounds perfect for sub-par productions
Me: wow… see Pilates is awesome. Good for my body and now I have yet another new business
Amanda: a new business that will never get off the ground
Me: yep. That’s how all my businesses are.
Amanda: do you have a lot?
Me: you have no idea
And you don’t because I have spectacular ideas all the time but they either involve me working or me thinking or me doing something which I very rarely do. I need a doer in my life to do the things I think of.
I’m just saying …
I’d like to work for one of your imaginary businesses if they have profit sharing and a 401K. How’s Keely doing?
I will totally be a subpar caterer for your subpar production
I’m with you. What about some investment?
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Can I come to the wedding? I would want to hear some business proposals!
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Nice wedding and at the same time a proposal business good idea.
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