This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, i would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don't have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
Last week I wrote a blog post with a few of my opinions sharing my disgust with the Republican Debate and candidates. I probably lost a few readers but one left me a comment, which said the following:
A political rant is not at all why I read your blog these past months. There is so much easily-refuted material in your post. That being said, I’ll unsubscribe.
I assume the lady (it was a woman … or a man with a woman’s name but anyways …) did unsubscribe and I found it a little funny that a blog that actually says this on the VERY TOP OF THE BLOG could ever be misconstrued as politically correct:
This blog is not for the light-hearted or easily offended. If either one of those descriptions applies to you, I would suggest you start drinking before you read this blog. A sense of humor is suggested. If you don’t have one that sucks for you … find one and get a life!
Once upon a time, probably about 5 years ago when I started this blog, I sort of cared about how many readers I did and did not have. Although I do have statistics and could check at any time I rarely do anymore.
I still occasionally have a story to tell
Or something to rant about
Or something serious to actually say
Or a top-secret reason that I can’t tell you guys
But one day I HOPE to be able to
To see the many friends I’ve met through blogging at my once a year trip to Mom 2.0 Summit
Which is pretty ironic because I’m neither friendly nor nice
And I also barely identify as a mom
And consider my children to be abject failures
Although they’re all more successful than me
But I have yet to have anything to live vicariously through
So my advice to all the haters out there is that you can feel free to unsubscribe but I neither REQUIRE nor CARE about your reason for doing so. After all, I’ve never asked anything of anybody so it’s a choice to read this blog, or any other for that matter.
To all you loyal peeps who read me (hahaha… I was gonna say day in and day out but we all know that’s a bunch of bologna) on the occasions that I actually publish this blog, I thank you.