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Shit I did in California
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Drove on the freeway … A lot
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Went to Costco twice (never been there before)
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Went to Trader Joe’s (never been there before)
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Drank almost EVERY single lunch (bad influences here)
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Had sugar cane in my mojito
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Both of my mojitos
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Drove on the freeway
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Learned about not talking on the set
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Went on the set
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Accidentally talked
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Saw Sarah Chalke
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Learned that it’s pronounced Chalk, not Chalk-e
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Wondered what the point of having an extra e is?
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Got told to shut up
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A LOT
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Saw Elizabeth Perkins
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No extra e
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got an offer to be an extra on the show
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Turned it down
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Talked about wet tshirt contests
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Yeah, I won one
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Not recently though
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Story for another day
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Went to Malibu Seafood
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Had fish tacos … Another first
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Well, actually had two tacos so a first
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And a second
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Bought some rad boots
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Decided to call them bad ass instead
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I guess I bought some bad ass boots
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Bought a hipster hat
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Thought I was too old but got conned into it
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It was straw though…and cheap
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So I agreed
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Am I too old for a hipster hat??
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Bought Keely some kitty cat shoes at Bloomingdales
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Went to Century City
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Went to Culver City
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Went to Malibu
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Went to Manhattan Beach
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Went to Santa Monica
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Drove on the freeways
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Saw some NBA basketball players
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At the gym
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No I don’t know which ones
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Hung out with Paco
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Who is a dog
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A dog who helps me blog
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But not really
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Saw the Good Year blimp doing doughnuts in the sky
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Hung out with my friend
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A lot
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She told me to make her look good
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SHE WAS AWESOME
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I’m done
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See ya
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That went very quickly … and i didn’t even speak to you while you were gone!
I love Elizabeth Perkins – she tweeted me once you know … a moment of fame ;)
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That just about sums it up. Although it wasn’t exactly every lunch. And you’re awesome as well.
how are you up at this hour??? off to get the animals
Never been to Costco?? How do you buy toilet paper??!!
they sell it at other places ya know
You have to post pictures of the bad ass boots and hipster hat for your readers to judge.
hahaha…ok i will
That sounds like a very rad trip. Next time you’re in town let me know and we’ll do “Crazy Shit I Did In California.” I have the hookups…
really??? i will def be back soon as my daughter will be relocating there and I’ll probably help her get her apartment together…
Pics of you in hipster hat, please.
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ok, will do!
Sounds like a typical week in So Cal! I kid… mostly. But first time at Costco? I live in a hole most the time, but I thought everyone has been to Costco! Sounds like you had a nice trip…
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yep…there’s one here but it’s so far away and now my kids are gone so i haven’t joined
I’ve a lot of love for you. Have you ?
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have I what???
Love your Blog!
Thanks so much…makes me so happy when people say that