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In which Tucker really WILL be the death of me

Tucker

So in case you thought that I let this whole “shit emoticon” thing go easily I will recount the next day’s conversation with Kevin.

 

Me:                  hi! How’s it going?

 

Kevin:             ok, are you still upset?

 

Me:                  no, although don’t be surprised if you come home today and I’ve lost a few inches.

 

Kevin:             do you think it’ll happen that rapidly?

 

Me:                  yup, I’ll lose a foot or two pretty damn soon

 

Kevin:             so you really will turn into the shit emoticon?

 

Me:                  yup, told ya

 

Kevin:             so I guess I’ll walk in one day and I’ll step in shit and it will actually not be shit; it’ll just be you

 

(This is because the other day Tucker shit on the kitchen floor and Kevin stepped in it.  Then he had a bad day because when you step in shit at 7:30 AM things go downhill rapidly)

 

Me:                  that is correct.  But it gets worse

 

Kevin:             how could it get worse?

 

Me:                  well, Tucker will probably eat me since it’s shit but not his shit!

 

(… and this is because Tucker seems to eat Butterscotch’s cat shit out of the litter box because I suppose he likes the crunch of cat litter with his food.  He’s like a little recycler and I don’t even have to change the cat litter very often so it’s disgusting but very efficient.)

 

Kevin:             so you’re saying that Tucker really WILL be the death of you?

 

Me:                  exactly

 

Kevin:             you are a very morbid person.  Do you know that?

 

Me:                  I like to think I have a good sense of humor about my mortality.

 

Kevin:             nope.  Pretty sure you’re just sick

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4 Comments

  1. Rich D
    December 17, 2013

    hahahahaha…good one, Lynn.

  2. Julie
    December 17, 2013

    Somehow while reading this and eating a sesame bagel, I lost my appetite. Interesting.

  3. Jess
    December 17, 2013

    Oh my. This is very funny. I just found your blog and think perhaps I will be returning.
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  4. Ribena Tina @ ribenamusings
    December 18, 2013

    Our vet told us that feeding your dog pineapple will stop them eating their own shit. Nope it doesn’t if you have my dogs – they just have a buffet in the back garden while I am banging on the patio doors and screaming like a crazy person locked in a mental institute.
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